Most Exalted Grand Advisors to the Duchy Under Dire Exertions

The MEGADUDES: An emergency task force consisting of the entire town council, plus Sir Lemon Meringue, a rich noble who lives nearby, Theophilus, a super duper wizard guy from the Capital, and Mr Crinkle, an emissary from the king of Blart, who is there to make sure the situation doesn't spread. They all die.

Shortly after assembling in the council chamber, they are all incinerated by Wandamorel Moonshadow, who then escapes through a fire exit and simultaneously steals the brunch using her frog army, a specially designed wagon which is towed by frogs, and a secret tunnel.